1. |
Release the Fish
01:52
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2. |
When I'm in the Bank
01:57
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When I'm in the bank
I get money
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3. |
The Dankest Memers
03:31
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Wake up and
Turn my Dank on
Dick so big
Got a tank dong
Meme game on point
Watch me blaze this joint
When I was a boy
I used to jerk in circles
Now that I’m a man
I no-scope in circles
Fedoras used to
fill me with the upmost glee
Until I took
An arrow to the knee
If you challenge me to a blunt battle
don’t, I will smoke you
born too late to explore the earth
born too early to explore the galaxy
born just in time browse dank memes
spittin fiya so hot we can melt steel beams
I was just headshotting kids when this
thought came into my head how can our
steel be melted by the fuel of the jet? They cant
watch me Shrek these kidz all day long
as I begin lighting up my bong
Summoning my spooky skeleton henchmen
making more smoke than thomas the dank engine
Mountains of mountain dew flow down my throat
Like me in your mom, that's all she wrote
Straight doritos flying everywhere in sight
Throw my Obey snap back up to a new height Aight
born too late to explore the earth
born too early to explore the galaxy
born just in time browse dank memes
spittin fiya so hot we can melt steel beams
I didn’t choose the dong life it chose me
I just want to be a memer why won’t you let me be
I want to be the man that bernie sanders is
I want to free my childern
from FIFA, EA, and the NSA
I just want to make great bait mate
so everyone can give me 8/8
I know I can support my family endlessly
I got 800 rare pepes and I’m ready to release
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,
and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. you think you can get away with that shit on the Internet? Think again, fucker.
born too late to explore the earth
born too early to explore the galaxy
born just in time browse dank memes
spittin fiya so hot we can melt steel beams
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4. |
The Wall
02:34
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There's a wall in my way
A great impass to defeat
I was just tring to get to work
But somebody literally built a wall in front of face to get in my
We need to take down this wall
its going to take everything I've got
Its built of titanium and reinforced with steel
So I get out my rpg
Shot the thing 18 times, explosions everywhere
Not a dent or scratch graced, its hide
I get out my grenades, throw them
Twenty blasts and nothing, this wall is strong
I get out my railgun, charge it up
It gets deflected back into my face
The person that built wall has the won the game as I concede
I give up on this life
I can never bypass this wall
I lay down
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5. |
Hot Tea
03:31
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Hot tea erey where
Spillin dairy in the air
shirt wet jeans dank
Bathin in this hot sink
This spill so exaggerated
its sinkin the titanic ah
Ery day I try to walk
walk from point A to B
but I'm pretty sure
that my body is cursed
ery day my teas ridin
in the back of a hearse
I try to keep it tilted
straight up in the air
When out of nowhere
it shoot up like a rocket
17 miles clear off the earth
38 seconds til I say not worth
All I wanna do is drink my tea
Live my life peacefully
but I can't hold on
If I could just take one sip
I would be totally ready to RIP
but I can't get a grip
Please god give me magnetic hands
So I can get a grasp on this can
My hands don't work
In fact I'll even settle for
anything, I am desperately
thirsty, I need some Tea
Hot tea goin erey
When I throw it up
It jumps out the cup
Runs straight to the store
Buys a ticket for two
Flys A class jet Blue
Goes straight to California
Dumps rain ereywhere
except it aint rain
its tea, come on man
I spill the tea harder
than anyone on earth
You wanna challenge me
to who can more unconventionally
spill their tea?
you aint even got a chance
Just imagine this scenario
I'm walking down the street
get hit by a truck
Don't spill my tea
Then I get up
Next a young man walks up to me
Slaps me straight in the face
I don't drop my tea
Then I hear 1000 miles
and my cup of tea shatters
Nobody understands what I've been through
Never in my life have I drank a drink
I can't get a cup to my mouth
without smashing the cup on the ground
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6. |
Rocket Ship
02:48
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In space we're so high
Just as high as the average guy
Tables fly into the sky
Blast so far off they rocket by
In the future
We are going to build a rocket ship
That has no engines
Cause its powered by
The moon and the sun
And the flow of the gods
The future holds a power undeniable
We can build fifteen hundred
Unstoppable unblockable
Machines of awe
As planets spin I throw a chair
It moves so smooth like maple wood
The definition in this chair is so clear
Its so bubinga
In the future
We are going to build a rocket ship
That has no engines
Cause its powered by
The moon and the sun
And the flow of the gods
The future holds a power undeniable
We can build fifteen hundred
Unstoppable unblockable
Machines of awe
We fly
Across the universe
In the future
We are going to build a rocket ship
That has no engines
Cause its powered by
The moon and the sun
And the flow of the gods
The future holds a power undeniable
We can build fifteen hundred
Unstoppable unblockable
Machines of awe
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7. |
Call Me Celery
03:43
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If we keep saying the same words over and over
this song will take your mind over
When I was a boy I used to eat pineapple
Now that I'm grown I don't even look at that junk
I would rate that trash at the bottom of the food chain
Never will I sink so low and sink my teeth in it
Seriously man, how can you even call this a food
I bet if I ate one for every meal I would die several times
and then get reincarnated and following that I would
get killed again because pineapple is sinister man
I cannot even express it enough
I wouldn't even be offended if the pineapple
became an extinct species
If we keep saying the same words over and over
this song will take your mind over
Skin so sharp its like a sword bro
You think I want to eat a sword? nah
If I want to eat a sword I'll get a cucumber
Slice it with my sword then eat the sword
I'm talkin top on the list of the worst vegetables of all time
I'm talkin throw it in the trash upon first sight
Tastes like the garbage did sit in the ground
while they watered it up with the seltzer they found
but the seltzer they found came out the dump
ran the seeds over twelve times
Pickup truck tire all up in my plants
I love the taste truck tire
I would eat truck tire any day of the week
Feed it with a side of potatoes
And my knees get real weak
cause I love eatin the truck with the potatoes
they make a real good combo
I'd stack that up
Pay it five dollars McDonald's
That's all I got to say about that pile of junk
Now get out of my way
I got some real tasty celery I'm tryin to eat
That stuff gets me real buff
Stack it up build my stairway to heaven
If we keep saying the same words over and over
this song will take your mind over
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9. |
Dislike
03:23
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One shot I'm gonna take that
When I'm done you're gonna take it back
One hit I'm gonna make that
When I'm done you're gonna take it back
One career I'm gonna end that
When I'm done you're gonna take it back
Grave ploat I'm gonna dig that
When I'm done you're gonna take it back
Woah, better back up off your high horse
Never imagined you as someone tryin to deny us
And considering the situation that you're escalating
I hope you understand the consequences you're creating
If you were thinking that hiding behind a screen
Would save you from facing the reality
Then let me be the first to educate you
On the basics of starting a war with the truth
We started out at the top with a bang
And that's when we learned you can't handle the fame
Look at your past with total disdain
You're flipping and flipping and flipping the page
Running on empty trying to find something
Worth a shred more than mine, blank after blank
Everything you've fabricated
Has left me unsatiated
And maybe the reason I'm feeling that way
Is nothing you've made is real ok?
Where are you getting this right
To tell the real from the fake
And if your claim is that you're
Evaluating on no foundation
Better back your truck up
Step back and hold your hands
That would tell me that you definately know
You wouldn't last a second in this game oh no
One shot I'm gonna take that
When I'm done you're gonna take it back
One hit I'm gonna make that
When I'm done you're gonna take it back
One career I'm gonna end that
When I'm done you're gonna take it back
Grave ploat I'm gonna dig that
When I'm done you're gonna take it back
Whenever you're ready lets see it
Whenever you're ready lets hear it
Whenever you feel its time
For you to step outside
You can't spit these words without spittin a verse
A complete conglomeration of everything you're worth
If I don't hear or see it you've lost this fight
And even though I don't think you stand a chance
I don't want to battle a coward twice
Let me proclaim I've got this on lock
And don't be confused its not me, its you
After everything that you've done
There's not a chance you'll contest me
Week after week, you're killing yourself
Intoxicated, mindless, short-sighted: overdose
Drinking and drinking not respecting: comatose
All that you've done is a rouse
You don't know who you are
You don't have any idea
Who you want to be or your legacy
You're just living for living's sake
And if you don't take this chance
You've been proven a fake
One shot I'm gonna take that
When I'm done you're gonna take it back
One hit I'm gonna make that
When I'm done you're gonna take it back
One career I'm gonna end that
When I'm done you're gonna take it back
Grave ploat I'm gonna dig that
When I'm done you're gonna take it back
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10. |
The Tree
05:20
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When I was a child
I dreamt of the greatest wood on earth
When you sit in a chair of this wood
You feel as if you could die a happy man
So I dedicated my life
To find this tree
Bubinga Maple
I've searched the whole earth
I've walked through lava
I've endured -60 Fahrenheit
I've pushed through winds of 100 mph
and not once I seen the tree
but its calling to me
Insanity has come over me
And I think that I will never make it out from this journey
Frenzy and madness are all that I can see
If I can ever make it out it was a miracle from the gods
Nothing has ever pushed me like this
Nothing has ever got me so close to death
and if I am being truthful I don't think I will make it out of this
there is so little chance that I will survive
there is so little chance that I will find the chair
but I will keep searching on
because the reward is greater than the risk
Bubinga Maple
I've searched the whole earth
I've walked through lava
I've endured -60 Fahrenheit
I've pushed through winds of 100 mph
and not once I seen the tree
but its calling to me
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11. |
Extraneous Expulsions
03:13
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I got the groceries
The carrots and celery
Stackin and stackin the cart as I go
Chocolate cake I want some mo
This song ain't even about the groceries
Why we singin bout groceries
We don't have the time for this
We don't have time for nothin but paper
Im on my way into town bout to go and pick up some paper
I really need to write all my thoughts down, so I move a little bit quicker
Seriously you think all these genius quotations are gonna remember themselves
I'm runnin straight to the bank gonna turn my paper into paper
Walk straight up and throw my paper at the front desk
the people be like holy molasses mon goly totally
this paper worth some serious paper
so they run to the back and grab a fat stack
throw the fat stacks back at me with some serious force
I got the laundry
this is a serous quandry
fillin and fillin the crate as I go
I hate doin this work Whoa
This song ain't even about the laundry
Why we singin bout laundry
We don't have the time for this
We don't have time for nothin but paper
Sometimes I wonder what life is about
Is paper the ultimate object around
I stare straight into the soul of beast
Just getting the blank after blank that is on repeat
My stacks of paper so high it looks like everst
I'm writing down my name for president
I'm writing down collections from severance
Paper be my placemate for breakferast
Then I write down the number for my denterist
I'm seeing so much white I think I'm going blind
No wait that it the opposite guess I'm transcending
Going up to heaven, hopefully I'll get a wake up call
Come back start collecting money not paper
papers good but you cant pay your bills with paper
Im buildin them quarries
The holes in the ground
Stackin and stackin the gold as I go
Coal Coal I want some mo
This song ain't even about the quarries
Why we singin bout quarries
We don't have the time for this
We don't have time for nothin but paper
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