Chairvolution

by Bass Fish

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When I'm in the bank I get money
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Wake up and Turn my Dank on Dick so big Got a tank dong Meme game on point Watch me blaze this joint When I was a boy I used to jerk in circles Now that I’m a man I no-scope in circles Fedoras used to fill me with the upmost glee Until I took An arrow to the knee If you challenge me to a blunt battle don’t, I will smoke you born too late to explore the earth born too early to explore the galaxy born just in time browse dank memes spittin fiya so hot we can melt steel beams I was just headshotting kids when this thought came into my head how can our steel be melted by the fuel of the jet? They cant watch me Shrek these kidz all day long as I begin lighting up my bong Summoning my spooky skeleton henchmen making more smoke than thomas the dank engine Mountains of mountain dew flow down my throat Like me in your mom, that's all she wrote Straight doritos flying everywhere in sight Throw my Obey snap back up to a new height Aight born too late to explore the earth born too early to explore the galaxy born just in time browse dank memes spittin fiya so hot we can melt steel beams I didn’t choose the dong life it chose me I just want to be a memer why won’t you let me be I want to be the man that bernie sanders is I want to free my childern from FIFA, EA, and the NSA I just want to make great bait mate so everyone can give me 8/8 I know I can support my family endlessly I got 800 rare pepes and I’m ready to release What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. you think you can get away with that shit on the Internet? Think again, fucker. born too late to explore the earth born too early to explore the galaxy born just in time browse dank memes spittin fiya so hot we can melt steel beams
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02:34
There's a wall in my way A great impass to defeat I was just tring to get to work But somebody literally built a wall in front of face to get in my We need to take down this wall its going to take everything I've got Its built of titanium and reinforced with steel So I get out my rpg Shot the thing 18 times, explosions everywhere Not a dent or scratch graced, its hide I get out my grenades, throw them Twenty blasts and nothing, this wall is strong I get out my railgun, charge it up It gets deflected back into my face The person that built wall has the won the game as I concede I give up on this life I can never bypass this wall I lay down
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03:31
Hot tea erey where Spillin dairy in the air shirt wet jeans dank Bathin in this hot sink This spill so exaggerated its sinkin the titanic ah Ery day I try to walk walk from point A to B but I'm pretty sure that my body is cursed ery day my teas ridin in the back of a hearse I try to keep it tilted straight up in the air When out of nowhere it shoot up like a rocket 17 miles clear off the earth 38 seconds til I say not worth All I wanna do is drink my tea Live my life peacefully but I can't hold on If I could just take one sip I would be totally ready to RIP but I can't get a grip Please god give me magnetic hands So I can get a grasp on this can My hands don't work In fact I'll even settle for anything, I am desperately thirsty, I need some Tea Hot tea goin erey When I throw it up It jumps out the cup Runs straight to the store Buys a ticket for two Flys A class jet Blue Goes straight to California Dumps rain ereywhere except it aint rain its tea, come on man I spill the tea harder than anyone on earth You wanna challenge me to who can more unconventionally spill their tea? you aint even got a chance Just imagine this scenario I'm walking down the street get hit by a truck Don't spill my tea Then I get up Next a young man walks up to me Slaps me straight in the face I don't drop my tea Then I hear 1000 miles and my cup of tea shatters Nobody understands what I've been through Never in my life have I drank a drink I can't get a cup to my mouth without smashing the cup on the ground
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02:48
In space we're so high Just as high as the average guy Tables fly into the sky Blast so far off they rocket by In the future We are going to build a rocket ship That has no engines Cause its powered by The moon and the sun And the flow of the gods The future holds a power undeniable We can build fifteen hundred Unstoppable unblockable Machines of awe As planets spin I throw a chair It moves so smooth like maple wood The definition in this chair is so clear Its so bubinga In the future We are going to build a rocket ship That has no engines Cause its powered by The moon and the sun And the flow of the gods The future holds a power undeniable We can build fifteen hundred Unstoppable unblockable Machines of awe We fly Across the universe In the future We are going to build a rocket ship That has no engines Cause its powered by The moon and the sun And the flow of the gods The future holds a power undeniable We can build fifteen hundred Unstoppable unblockable Machines of awe
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If we keep saying the same words over and over this song will take your mind over When I was a boy I used to eat pineapple Now that I'm grown I don't even look at that junk I would rate that trash at the bottom of the food chain Never will I sink so low and sink my teeth in it Seriously man, how can you even call this a food I bet if I ate one for every meal I would die several times and then get reincarnated and following that I would get killed again because pineapple is sinister man I cannot even express it enough I wouldn't even be offended if the pineapple became an extinct species If we keep saying the same words over and over this song will take your mind over Skin so sharp its like a sword bro You think I want to eat a sword? nah If I want to eat a sword I'll get a cucumber Slice it with my sword then eat the sword I'm talkin top on the list of the worst vegetables of all time I'm talkin throw it in the trash upon first sight Tastes like the garbage did sit in the ground while they watered it up with the seltzer they found but the seltzer they found came out the dump ran the seeds over twelve times Pickup truck tire all up in my plants I love the taste truck tire I would eat truck tire any day of the week Feed it with a side of potatoes And my knees get real weak cause I love eatin the truck with the potatoes they make a real good combo I'd stack that up Pay it five dollars McDonald's That's all I got to say about that pile of junk Now get out of my way I got some real tasty celery I'm tryin to eat That stuff gets me real buff Stack it up build my stairway to heaven If we keep saying the same words over and over this song will take your mind over
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03:23
One shot I'm gonna take that When I'm done you're gonna take it back One hit I'm gonna make that When I'm done you're gonna take it back One career I'm gonna end that When I'm done you're gonna take it back Grave ploat I'm gonna dig that When I'm done you're gonna take it back Woah, better back up off your high horse Never imagined you as someone tryin to deny us And considering the situation that you're escalating I hope you understand the consequences you're creating If you were thinking that hiding behind a screen Would save you from facing the reality Then let me be the first to educate you On the basics of starting a war with the truth We started out at the top with a bang And that's when we learned you can't handle the fame Look at your past with total disdain You're flipping and flipping and flipping the page Running on empty trying to find something Worth a shred more than mine, blank after blank Everything you've fabricated Has left me unsatiated And maybe the reason I'm feeling that way Is nothing you've made is real ok? Where are you getting this right To tell the real from the fake And if your claim is that you're Evaluating on no foundation Better back your truck up Step back and hold your hands That would tell me that you definately know You wouldn't last a second in this game oh no One shot I'm gonna take that When I'm done you're gonna take it back One hit I'm gonna make that When I'm done you're gonna take it back One career I'm gonna end that When I'm done you're gonna take it back Grave ploat I'm gonna dig that When I'm done you're gonna take it back Whenever you're ready lets see it Whenever you're ready lets hear it Whenever you feel its time For you to step outside You can't spit these words without spittin a verse A complete conglomeration of everything you're worth If I don't hear or see it you've lost this fight And even though I don't think you stand a chance I don't want to battle a coward twice Let me proclaim I've got this on lock And don't be confused its not me, its you After everything that you've done There's not a chance you'll contest me Week after week, you're killing yourself Intoxicated, mindless, short-sighted: overdose Drinking and drinking not respecting: comatose All that you've done is a rouse You don't know who you are You don't have any idea Who you want to be or your legacy You're just living for living's sake And if you don't take this chance You've been proven a fake One shot I'm gonna take that When I'm done you're gonna take it back One hit I'm gonna make that When I'm done you're gonna take it back One career I'm gonna end that When I'm done you're gonna take it back Grave ploat I'm gonna dig that When I'm done you're gonna take it back
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05:20
When I was a child I dreamt of the greatest wood on earth When you sit in a chair of this wood You feel as if you could die a happy man So I dedicated my life To find this tree Bubinga Maple I've searched the whole earth I've walked through lava I've endured -60 Fahrenheit I've pushed through winds of 100 mph and not once I seen the tree but its calling to me Insanity has come over me And I think that I will never make it out from this journey Frenzy and madness are all that I can see If I can ever make it out it was a miracle from the gods Nothing has ever pushed me like this Nothing has ever got me so close to death and if I am being truthful I don't think I will make it out of this there is so little chance that I will survive there is so little chance that I will find the chair but I will keep searching on because the reward is greater than the risk Bubinga Maple I've searched the whole earth I've walked through lava I've endured -60 Fahrenheit I've pushed through winds of 100 mph and not once I seen the tree but its calling to me
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I got the groceries The carrots and celery Stackin and stackin the cart as I go Chocolate cake I want some mo This song ain't even about the groceries Why we singin bout groceries We don't have the time for this We don't have time for nothin but paper Im on my way into town bout to go and pick up some paper I really need to write all my thoughts down, so I move a little bit quicker Seriously you think all these genius quotations are gonna remember themselves I'm runnin straight to the bank gonna turn my paper into paper Walk straight up and throw my paper at the front desk the people be like holy molasses mon goly totally this paper worth some serious paper so they run to the back and grab a fat stack throw the fat stacks back at me with some serious force I got the laundry this is a serous quandry fillin and fillin the crate as I go I hate doin this work Whoa This song ain't even about the laundry Why we singin bout laundry We don't have the time for this We don't have time for nothin but paper Sometimes I wonder what life is about Is paper the ultimate object around I stare straight into the soul of beast Just getting the blank after blank that is on repeat My stacks of paper so high it looks like everst I'm writing down my name for president I'm writing down collections from severance Paper be my placemate for breakferast Then I write down the number for my denterist I'm seeing so much white I think I'm going blind No wait that it the opposite guess I'm transcending Going up to heaven, hopefully I'll get a wake up call Come back start collecting money not paper papers good but you cant pay your bills with paper Im buildin them quarries The holes in the ground Stackin and stackin the gold as I go Coal Coal I want some mo This song ain't even about the quarries Why we singin bout quarries We don't have the time for this We don't have time for nothin but paper

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"When we started creating the Museum for Natural Wood in 1998, we had only one goal in mind: create a museum so fine, that customers would walk out complete satisfaction with their entire life. I'm happy to announce that we have finally reached that goal. There is not a place on this planet with a collection of wood this exotic, large, and diverse. When you glance inside, upon your first step, your eyeballs will feel like they are going to explode with the miraculous selection we have available to you"
-The guy that built the Natural Museum of Wood

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released January 11, 2016

Isaac Mosebrook
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Art - Josh Toth, Chris Hooks

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