1. |
Brass (Nonchalant)
04:29
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This music is retarded
This person clearly was playing the hardest thing they could
This song is just too long: one minute is too long
They're to play to impress us with their speed
Standing in the doorway
asking for the thing I borrowed
But he forgot it again
His shoes are falling apart
His name is a band association
He left all his junk at home
But he doesn't even care
No one knows what to call him
His nicknames have very confusing pronunciations
No one knows what he is
From Britain and one fourth to darkness
In the darkest hour of the night
Never fright, he has magic power
Reaches into his soul and pulls harder than God
Transformation: a Dom has appeared
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2. |
Khan (Thief)
03:07
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We look up to him
He is the captain of our pirate ship
Nothing can stop not a wall of fire
He'll steal your house without a sound
He doesn't do his work
He takes it from you
Nautica is his brand
Khakis are the fancy way
A businessman ready to fool
Get ready to do the head rock
Corny jokes fill the air
Witty comments, oh they're there
Ridiculous questions, Awkward stare
Incredible suggestions on computer programs
Watching anime for that he will pay
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3. |
Clarebear (Boss)
02:36
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He so fly
Hair pointed to the sky
six foot tall
standin above all
Pants down low
get dat juicy flow wha
he knows MMA
better get out the way
His clothes are just so dapper
They deserve a serious clapper
Everyday with the polo
It deserves a visual solo
He is as smart as they come
He could tell you bout that vector sum
Now lets get serious for a second
For athleticism you beckon
Oh wait, he's tryin to get away
But don't worry, it'll take all day
This kid is aggressively fancy
Mess with him and you're gettin chancy
Everyday his twitter blows up
160 followers and counting yup
Gets you down in RPG
So lets all agree
He's the best MMO player
And he's gonna be your slayer
His cat is ragin hard
So watch out for the bombard
Its fur is black
Maybe that where it gets its attack
Its yellow eyes pound into your soul
And this verse: it ain't no troll
If you're walking down the street
And Clarebear you fancy to meet
Don't your eyes away
Or they won't see the light of day
Cause the swag cannon just dropped
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4. |
Sheaffer (Liar)
04:46
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So I heard you're a redneck
Living out on the farm
Every day you gather crops and watch NASCAR
You can't pay for meals more than once a week
You own one car but you say you don't got none
You say you don't got no time to do anything
At least that's what you say
But you're a gosh darn horse rubbish meat eating liar
And I don't believe a word you say
Yeah you got a Lamborghini but you say you only got a truck
And I don't believe a word you say
I hear you are looking at a career in craw fishing
Gonna quit your job and go back to college inland
That way you can stop living in the shed
You could pay for more than one meal a week
But you're gonna need to catch a lot of craw
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5. |
Flynn (Squatter)
03:58
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Everyday I walk inside the music room
I see you sitting with your friend
Blocking the piano
And you're just sitting there
I'd really like to use the piano right now
Get out the room
It causes me so much pain
To see this beautiful instrument go to waster
All it stands for, all it represents
Is so belittled by your insistence
On using it for nothing more than a seat
I demand one of two things
Use it as it should be used or leave the room
Get out the room
The entire nation backs me
Your time here is done
Justice will be served
The goods will freed
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6. |
Santora (Pathetic)
04:11
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It all starts with nothing
No breakfast any day
Real men save their guts
The best course is coming up
Pepper
The time has come
Ultimate feast lies ahead
Chicken Nuggets on deck
Salte in pepper, ready to go
Pepper
My stomach is on the verge of explosion
One chicken nugget is in the tank
I must release all my insides
Pepper
The time for feast
Has met its end
My single chicken nugget
Is in the bank
Runescape
I am such a man
I never eat the full meal
You're lucky if I get one half
But just wait til the next time
I will eat an entire army
Sure, today I only ate one
But tomorrow I will defeat you
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7. |
Wagner (Traitor)
05:09
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That day a perfect trio formed
The triangulation of powerful forces
Only a black hole could break the bond
Success was unstoppable
The forces were so strong
Until the laundry broke them
On the brightest day
A shirt blacked out the sun
A piece of history
Turned three into two
The flames of an ultimate crew
Were extinguished by a pile of laundry
The influence of the riddims
Were drowned by the weight of clothes
Wagner let the world down
Reputation plagued his mind
The best sound the world has never known
Was set aflame by the Wagner
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8. |
Toth (Rigid)
06:39
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And he doesn't move his arms
While moving his feet
And he doesn't bend his elbow
While bending his knees
And he doesn't turn his shoulder
While turning his leg
And his arms are rigid
At all times
I bet you've never seen a man
With arms so straight
They could never bend
With the force of twenty tanks
Shooting at his elbow
It would remain
And he doesn't move his arms
And he doesn't bend his elbow
And he doesn't turn his shoulder
And his arms are rigid
While walking down the street
You will see this man
And you will not know what he is
And you will have to get within two feet
To know he is a human and not a wall
Parallel to the side
No movement at the side
Straight down at the side
We look upon this man
And say to ourselves "How does he survive"
It seems so impossible to live this way
We do not convene to intervene with him
So we should stop this madness
It is such a tragic life
Without the ability to move your arms
Will he ever learn the ways
Will he experience the joy
Will he leave the darkness
And crawl to the light at the end of the tunnel
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9. |
Dom (Aloof)
04:02
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Chillin with my bros
Doin nothing at all
Just sittin there with my friends
When suddenly
He disappears
Off into the rainbow
He's off dommin off
Walking off
Into the fog
Ditching his mates
He's off dommin off
True hipster at heart
Magic beanie on his head
Jeans on 24/7
He's running around
I'm awesome at being awesome
The world is under my control
I destroy nations with a single finger
And fly to the bank where my trillions lay
I'm faster than a bolt of lightning when I don't try
If I did I would break the speed of sound
And everyone would die
When suddenly
I disappear
Off into the rainbow
I'm off dommig off
Walking off
Into the fog
Ditching my mates
I'm off dommin off
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10. |
Jazzy! (Interlude)
03:12
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11. |
Scott (Lazy)
04:22
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I wake up everyday
To find a decision on my plate
To get stuff done or to wait
Its inevitable the stuffs a waste
It doesn't matter what you say
I won't do it anyway
Put on wait a crisis dire
Because my lunch will expire
If the world lies on my shoulders
I'll put it down for one day
Everyone can wait for me
It's more important that I sleep
This section stumped me lyrically
I only spent five minutes on it
Six months later I just gave up
Besides, I got plenty of sleep
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12. |
God_Smetal (Legendary)
04:47
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Holy golden balls, its godsmetal, its an insta-win
Godsmetal in da buildin pickin syndra now
You know we gonna win cause hes challenger
His force of will is the best in the lcs
Steals the blue buff every 300 seconds
When he throws the balls gonna get a kill
Every single game, transcendent 20 minutes
Gold buildin up like stacks on his q
Gettin rabadons pushin up da ap past 520
The burst too much and you will die
His positioning will get you killed every time
The other day godsmetal picked ezreal and I thought I had a chance
But no lie he had 100 cs at only ten minutes
He shot me down in four hits took no damage his mechanics are from heaven
If you see godsmetal on the other team just quit the game
Cause you're gonna feed and lose like XDG
(godsmetal)
He's a hero and a legened
Top tier uppin the koreans
gold and KDA toppin 20k
Watch your back cause he'll dive and win
This man got connections with the big guns
Dont be messin else you be trippin one
If you challenge godsmetal to a 3v3
He be calling dual challengers to his side
Before you know it Tiger Woods be standin there
Eatin chicken gettin ready to make an impact
Crs Rhux stand up bring the hammer down
Smash the top lane knowin that he got godsmetal at his back
Next flies in meandeaine challenger Latina makin the opponents thirsty
You know she good cause she only adds famous people as friends (including godsmetal)
They even have Jummychu the best coach in the world
How can you forget a word he says with sexy voice
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13. |
Hooks (Prosperous)
03:07
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All he wanted to do was hoe in the garden
Living on the farm all day tending to them horses
Back so crooked like the edge the moon
All he wanted was equality of life
Until one day he was picked up by strangers
Sent off to college at U.C. Berkley
Learned economic trends and made millions
This man grew a beard black as the black part of a whale
As it grew, so did his liberal tendencies
But ironically he bought an xbox, 2 ps3s, and a computer
with a one thousand dollar GTX 670
That one day he was picked up by strangers
Went off to college at U.C. Berkley
Learned to be a Hooks and not a crooks
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14. |
Kinyon (Intrepid)
04:35
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An explosion breaks down the door
A proper bearded man walks through the door
Beard so manly it shoots me back in fear
Especially when I see his lifetime supply of gear
He starts shooting out history facts
Like a machine gun that's straight up jacked
Speech so powerful I have to listen up
Debates straight logic unless its science
The voice of an angel from the choir
If that voice's more macho than Chuck Norris
Tells us a joke
It goes on hours and hours
I live to see the day when Kinyon walks my way
And starts an exchange without a joke
I know I'll see the day when Kinyon walks my way
And shows me his pass to the art hall of fame
feet out turned all the way - 180 degrees apart
shuffle high on your toes - spread it far
stand straight up tall - flex your chest
To walk like the most grand - man in the world
Turtle neck, jeans, white sneakers
Its amazing what he can accomplish
without a change of style
His faith in the man upstairs will carry on
Just like his legend will pass through his 17000 brothers
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15. |
When (Now)
03:48
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We will fall
The separation of our distinctions
Has torn the fabric of unity
Our means to the end
Draw nearer and nearer
For the sake of our lives
Stand up
Its time for us all to put our differences aside
To put together the pieces of this puzzle
We will rise
With the unification of our distinctions
To keep covered the weakness
We must pick the best
The greatest of our time
One with great calmness
One with high tolerance
One with wide popularity
One with vast strength
One that is personable
One with gigantic ambition
One with immense experience
One who can relate
One that will listen
One with excessive speed
One with relations tremendous
One who is rank challenger
One with abundant knowledge
One who is outspoken
And of course a leader,
Which among them will rise
Unite - for the sake of our survival
Unite - for the sake of our existence
Stand up - For the sake of our remembrance
Stand up - Stand up
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