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Call Me Celery

from Chairvolution by Bass Fish

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If we keep saying the same words over and over
this song will take your mind over

When I was a boy I used to eat pineapple
Now that I'm grown I don't even look at that junk
I would rate that trash at the bottom of the food chain
Never will I sink so low and sink my teeth in it

Seriously man, how can you even call this a food
I bet if I ate one for every meal I would die several times
and then get reincarnated and following that I would
get killed again because pineapple is sinister man
I cannot even express it enough
I wouldn't even be offended if the pineapple
became an extinct species

If we keep saying the same words over and over
this song will take your mind over

Skin so sharp its like a sword bro
You think I want to eat a sword? nah
If I want to eat a sword I'll get a cucumber
Slice it with my sword then eat the sword

I'm talkin top on the list of the worst vegetables of all time
I'm talkin throw it in the trash upon first sight
Tastes like the garbage did sit in the ground
while they watered it up with the seltzer they found
but the seltzer they found came out the dump

ran the seeds over twelve times
Pickup truck tire all up in my plants
I love the taste truck tire
I would eat truck tire any day of the week
Feed it with a side of potatoes
And my knees get real weak
cause I love eatin the truck with the potatoes
they make a real good combo
I'd stack that up
Pay it five dollars McDonald's

That's all I got to say about that pile of junk
Now get out of my way
I got some real tasty celery I'm tryin to eat
That stuff gets me real buff
Stack it up build my stairway to heaven

If we keep saying the same words over and over
this song will take your mind over

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from Chairvolution, released January 11, 2016

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