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The Dankest Memers

from Chairvolution by Bass Fish

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lyrics

Wake up and
Turn my Dank on
Dick so big
Got a tank dong

Meme game on point
Watch me blaze this joint

When I was a boy
I used to jerk in circles
Now that I’m a man
I no-scope in circles

Fedoras used to
fill me with the upmost glee
Until I took
An arrow to the knee

If you challenge me to a blunt battle
don’t, I will smoke you

born too late to explore the earth
born too early to explore the galaxy
born just in time browse dank memes
spittin fiya so hot we can melt steel beams

I was just headshotting kids when this
thought came into my head how can our
steel be melted by the fuel of the jet? They cant

watch me Shrek these kidz all day long
as I begin lighting up my bong
Summoning my spooky skeleton henchmen
making more smoke than thomas the dank engine

Mountains of mountain dew flow down my throat
Like me in your mom, that's all she wrote
Straight doritos flying everywhere in sight
Throw my Obey snap back up to a new height Aight

born too late to explore the earth
born too early to explore the galaxy
born just in time browse dank memes
spittin fiya so hot we can melt steel beams

I didn’t choose the dong life it chose me
I just want to be a memer why won’t you let me be
I want to be the man that bernie sanders is
I want to free my childern
from FIFA, EA, and the NSA
I just want to make great bait mate
so everyone can give me 8/8

I know I can support my family endlessly
I got 800 rare pepes and I’m ready to release

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,
and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. you think you can get away with that shit on the Internet? Think again, fucker.

born too late to explore the earth
born too early to explore the galaxy
born just in time browse dank memes
spittin fiya so hot we can melt steel beams

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from Chairvolution, released January 11, 2016

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