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Wack Jack

from The Truth by Bass Fish

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Kangaroos are wack mack, that’s a fact jack,
I think they talkin smack, right before they fight back
Looking like a hack with the front mount sac
I think they all on crack with the way they bounceback
They should get a backpack to carry all their flak
If they keep tauntin I’m turn em into flapjack
Eat em all up even though it hurt my dental plaque
They a piece of trash lets remove them from the almanac

If there was an animal I could light on fire
I’d throw the kangaroo straight up onto the pyre
I’ve never seen a thing more impotent and villainous
Remove it from the earth with clear cut diligence

This trash is a straight up knockoff of a wallaby
A real interesting and exciting thing wannabe
Whats its claim to fame? That its got two legs?
Thats wack so do I and I dont spread it like the plague

I’ll knock it out one two punch in the boxing ring
The kangaroo swing do the damage of a bee sting
And its got tail what da friq is that for
I can do more while I snore by the sea shore

And now the bois got a pouch on his front
Carrying his kids like publicity stunts
If you were a dope animal you wouldn’t need kids
I am immortal and to you I say good riddance

You ever watch the way that they bounce around,
Looking like a fool, looking like a clown
Some of you may think that it ain't really funny
But to me they just look like a little freaking bunny

Australia isn’t really a bad space
It’s just the pests they all over the place
Jacked up roos looking like they on steroids
Built up muscles from their calves to their deltoids

But what does that really do for them?
They aint got no funds, they aint go no guns, they aint got no bass drum
They aint got no time, they aint got no rhyme,
They don’t see the sign, they just getting fines
While i’m out here spitting lines

All i’m trying to say is they ain't very cool
They don’t go to school, they don’t own a swimming pool
If I want a pocket on the front of my shirt
I just wear a pocket protector, that's what they’re for

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from The Truth, released October 11, 2017

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